Dogs are the greatest gift in life. Unlike Cats, dogs are most loyal, dedicated, discipline, active, and have lots of unconditional love for their owners!! But, sometimes there is time they forget how to dog and have no clue what they are doing with their life. Let’s take a look below!
1. “I told you to go to that vet and get vasectomy first, Carl! Now what should we do?!”
2. “I am no golden retriever, today I am goldfish hooman”
3. “I don’t know who the fool is??”
4. “Guys…I am still underage to go to Military!!”
5. I tried to protect our house from the mailman and bark loudly but he said “I love you too”…. I don’t know mom sometimes I feel failed as a dog.
6. “Drink from the urinal will boost my immune system”
7. “My hooman give me the best treat eveeerr….but people on the street doesn’t want to pet me again…I don’t understand life sometimes”
8. “Am I now officially a Lobster, hooman??”
9. “I have a strawberry management issue..”
10. Once upon a time God asked me, “do you want to be a dog or a cloud?”
That’s the hardest options eveeerrr….so I said to God, “BOTH!!”.
11. “Visit India with my hooman last month and they said I am a reincarnation from a squirrel so I guess my hooman should adapt with that”